Falling into the so-bizarre-we-hope-it's-true category are allegations that he accused her of wanting to sleep with "Star Wars" actor Billy Dee Williams, that he once berated her for four hours about her "cheating," that he had a huge stash of 1970s porn squirreled away in his bedroom, that he upset her so much that she vomited, and that he went around telling folks that she was mentally ill.
Let's hope Caruso retaliates and addresses each point.
The legal combatants have two children together: son Marquez Anthony, 3, and Paloma Raquel, 17 months.
Do you believe Caruso is capable of those things? What does he have against Billy Dee Williams?