Diane Keaton stopped by “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” Friday (May 23), where she did a little drinking before her appearance because apparently she gets nervous on talk shows. It definitely seems like the way to go, then, is to drink first. Hee.

It would seem Keaton’s favorite drink is red wine on ice, which does not sound good to us, but hey, who are we to question Diane Keaton, right? But Ellen has a present for her — cocktail glasses for her red wine on ice with “The Keaton” printed on the side.

“I feel better,” says Keaton, after taking a drink. “Ellen, I think you’re beautiful.” Boy, how fun would it be to get drunk with Diane Keaton?

Below, Keaton talks about the many men she has kissed in her career and who is still on her to-kiss list (which is an actual list on a piece of paper that she brings with her).

“Louis C.K., that’s the one I want right now,” says Keaton. “Hilarious. He’s just kind of a genius.”

Your move, C.K. Perhaps Keaton can play a love interest on your FX show “Louie.”

The rest of Keaton’s to-kiss list includes Robert Redford, Clint Eastwood, Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Adam Levine, David Beckham, Will Ferrell and Chris Hemsworth. You better get cracking, Keaton.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."