Britney and K-Fed. Heather and Paul. Cameron and Justin. Pamela and Kid Rock. Golden Globes presenter Reese and Ryan. Kate and that scraggly Black Crows rocker.

The latest shocking split? Dita Von Teese and Goth rocker Marilyn Manson.

According to Blabbermouth, the burlesque babe – whose real name – Heather Sweet – was already a perfectly acceptable stage name – filed the big D docs this week in LA citing those inevitable "irreconcilable differences."

I think she was just sick and tired of him borrowing all her eyeliner. And eyeshadow. And lipstick. And gloss.  And blush. And not doing a particularly good job wearing it.

Actually, looking at this photo of the once happy couple, one wonders not why she is divorcing him, but why she married him in the first place.

Photo Credits: Marilyn and Dita in happier times at a Rabin Rodgers party in August 2006. A few makeup lessons and this marriage could have been saved. Marilyn, the secret to wearing foundation and blush is proper blending. Never go outside your natural lip with lipstick and lliner. And use gloss sparingly, not with a spatula. Just a dab in the center of the lower lip will suffice.
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