Is it just me or does this look like that freaky old lady puppet, Madame?
According to the Daily Mail, Madonna will not, we repeat, not eat organic turkey with her kids and Guy Ritchie on Christmas Day. She may have caved to her ex Ritchie’s demand that she let the kids spend the holidays with him in the English countryside. But according to a source, Madonna will be having fish and steamed veggies, just like she had last Xmas.
Only difference then was everyone else had to eat the same delish thing.
Oh, and Madge, on a short break from her tour, will also be working out on Christmas Day. Guess that means no Ex-Sex for Guy!
Speaking of working out on Xmas, Michael Phelps is letting his swimmer’s bod go.
"I’m out of shape right now," a grinning Phelps, 23, told Stephen Colbert on “The Colbert Report.”
Phelps says he now weighs 205 pounds. What a porker! The man who even practiced for hours on Christmas Day in 2007 has been in the pool only a handful of times since the Olympics.
I see a Michael Phelps’ Olympian Diet Book coming!