File this under “stupid criminals.” A Carlisle, Pa., man is in police custody after trying to steal a rack of ribs by stuffing them down his pants.
According to The Sentinel, Donald Noone, 65, was highly intoxicated when he entered a Giant grocery store and tried to shove $20.48 worth of meat down his pants.
But this wasn’t Noone’s first brush with the law — or with ribs. He was also detained by police in May for trying to do the same thing with $13.34 worth of meat.
He was charged with retail theft and public drunkenness and, as far as we know, has not yet been able to satisfy his cravings for ribs.