duck dynasty wine 'Duck Dynasty' wine: Go from 'Downton Abbey' to the bayouAlready stocked up on your “Downton Abbey” claret and blanc? Now you can pick up some “Duck Dynasty” pink moscato, red blend and chardonnay and you’re all set.

Trinchero Family Estates has released three Duck Commander wines, complete with camoflage label (natch):

This Red Blend exposes the fresh, ripe, jam like fruit that is
the calling card of California wine. This medium bodied wine is
fruit forward, silky and soft with smooth tannins.

Our Chardonnay offers rich tropical fruit aromas with hints of
lemon and crisp apple laced around the complex nose. The palate is
vibrant and full of pear, melon and apple pie with a silky,
creamy finish.

Our Pink Moscato has luxurious aromas of white peaches,
honeysuckle and caramel. Luscious passion fruit and honeydew melon
flavors with hints of sweet vanilla are perfectly balanced by
refreshing acidity.

Just don’t get duck blind drunk (ba dump ching). You can always switch to “Game of Thrones” beer.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."