best lines oct 13 19 good wife trophy wife 'Good Wife,' 'Trophy Wife' and more best lines on TV this weekAnother week of TV has gone by, and with it
is a long list of memorable quote from some of our favorite
personalities and characters. From “The Good Wife” to “Trophy Wife” and lots of other non-wifey things in between, Zap2it has collected the best dialogue from the week of Oct. 13-19.

“Snow White. That’s her name? Even I think that’s a bit precious and mine’s Tinker Bell.” — “Once Upon a Time”

“Roast swan. That’s amusing. You’ll get that later.” — Rumpelstiltskin, “Once Upon a Time.”

“Trophy Wife,” as “Magic Mike” is on:
8-year-old Bert: Hey, where did that guy’s pants go?
Kate: Bert, um, that guy’s a liar so his pants are on fire.
Bert: Is that why the fireman’s there?
Kate: Yes, exactly.

“The Good Wife”:
Diane: I want what I’m worth. You want me not to bad talk you to my clients, rethink your offer. Now get out of my office.
David: This isn’t your office.
Diane: It is. Until you have the security guards escort me out.

“I’ve seen ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ a thousand times! I love that movie!” — Tig, “Sons of Anarchy”

“I did what any good dad would do: I forced her to be an unpaid laborer.” — Mike Henry, on getting his daughter Eve an internship at his TV station on “The Michael J. Fox Show”

“A bank is just a paper bag with fancier walls.” — Nick, “New Girl”

“I would never lose to a boar.” — Ron Swanson, “Parks and Recreation”

“Isn’t language fun? It’s like racquetball for your mouth!” — Andy Dwyer, “Parks and Recreation”

Cher, on “The Voice,” when Blake Shelton asks where she’s been all his “Voice” career: “I’ve been working. I don’t just sit on my a** and punch a little button.”

“It’s time you got ready for the dream-sucking monster that’s about to shoot out of your hoohah.” — Christy to her pregnant teen daughter on “Mom.”

“The world isn’t kind to mavericks, Bill. You have to learn to hide in plain sight.” — Barton Scully, “Masters of Sex”

“If you haven’t got the godd*** brains to know that when strangers come asking questions, we close ranks, then I fear our line is truly at an end. … I couldn’t toast a piece of bread with the heat they were putting on you. … We, even the weakest among us, are better than the rest of them. … The point is — in this whole, wide, wicked world, the only thing you have to be afraid of … is me.” — Fiona, “American Horror Story”

“His skin is so taut — I just want to know it.” — Betsy, after seeing Danny’s nude art exhibit on “The Mindy Project”

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."