With the help of the "Gossip Girl" costume department, this is the best Ed Westwick could do for the New York Soho Grand Halloween party – sponsored by Dos Equis?

Who’s he supposed to be? Don Juan? Captain Jack Sparrow’s younger swishier brother? Or Johnny Depp himself. Maybe Keith Richards?

Note the headscarf, chains and insignificant tufts of chest hair. We’re thinking there’s some kind of a "Pirates of the Carribbean" theme going on.

Oh, he told the photog that this  costume "represented a typical night out."

Oh dear.

Photo: Jamie McCarthy/Wireimage

Posted by:Elizabeth Snead