gwyneth paltrow contagion Gwyneth Paltrow nurses a 'horrific hangover' after her 39th birthday

Happy 39th birthday, Gwyneth Paltrow. You know, there’s an old saying about too many Irish Car Bombs — don’t. Hey, nobody said it was a good saying.

Paltrow celebrated her birthday this past Tuesday (Sept. 27) and apparently hit the peach schnapps a bit too hard.

“Nursing a horrific hangover at the jfk,” she tweeted the next day. “Nothing like an overseas flight dehydrated.”

The blackout recollections continued as Paltrow’s friend, Ali Wentworth, tweeted back “Heard it was CRAZY!” Paltrow’s reply? “I was over served, its not my fault. Or is it?”

Trust us. We learned the night we first took on the three wise men (Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels) that it’s always our fault.

But the hangover doesn’t burn as much as the hypocrisy. Yahoo deftly observed that in a 2006 interview with The Guardian, Paltrow shared the following thoughts on heavy drinking:

“I think it’s gross. I really don’t like drunk women…I think it’s very inappropriate and I don’t like it.”

Be careful not to drink too much way up there on your high horse, Gwyneth.

Posted by:janderson