Taylor Swift, it’s your birthday! Are you feeling 22? You probably shouldn’t be, since you’re actually 24 now. In Australia, you’ve been 24 for an entire day already.
Since you pretty much live everyone’s dream life, we didn’t actually get you a present. Instead, here is a reenactment of what we imagine your day is like — in GIF form, because it’s the internet and that’s how we do things here.
First, you wake up. You rub your eyes and you suddenly realize: Is it my birthday?
It sure is! Heck yeah. A short bedroom dance party ensues, because it is your day, girl. You gotta do you.
You start getting texts from all your friends. You’re like “Who, me? Have a happy birthday? Aw shucks. Y’all are the sweetest.”
You spend your day opening presents and repeating your patented surprised face until …