Heidi Klum is joining the illustrious ranks of Kim Kardashian, Kate Upton, Paris Hilton and Padma Lakshmi as a spokeswoman for Carl’s Jr./Hardees burgers.

All of the aforementioned sexy ladies have taken part in various salacious advertisements for the fast food chain’s giant hamburgers, and now Klum is sexing it up, cougar-style.

“Basically, I am Mrs. Robinson and I am seducing this cute little
boy with my burger,” says Klum. “I’m eating a little bit of the burger and food and
sauce is on my mouth and I’m licking my lips … he doesn’t know what to
think of all of this because I’m seducing him with this burger. I shove
the burger in his mouth in a sexy way.”

Um, that sounds disgusting. But OK.

“What I love about the commercials is they’re always super sexy, but they also have a lot of humor to them. My favorite part is always when this beautiful girl bites into this gigantic burger and it has that sound effect [crunch],” says Klum.

She also says that she does eat this kind of food — “I do eat a lot of burgers. I do also eat a lot of fries. … The burger is very, very yummy. I had a lot of them today, so I’m kind of an expert on the bourbon burger. There are a lot of yummy, crunchy onions in there, there’s bacon in there, the patty in there. It’s very yummy.”

Mmm hmm.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."