ben affleck venice film festival 2010 gi Heidi Montag's self massage, Ben Affleck's grays, Oprah's honor and moreNo, you aren’t wrong. It is really Tuesday. We know you have a lot to catch up on, so here’s some celeb quick hits to make it easier.

How does Heidi Montag keep those G-cup breasts of hers soft, supple and looking oh, so natural? By giving herself soft tissue breast massages. She also takes hot baths to relax her jaw muscles. [Twitter]

Turns out Ben Affleck is gray. Really gray. We think it makes him look distinguished. [New York Daily News]

Oprah Winfrey to receive a Kennedy Center Honor this December, along with Merle Haggard, Jerry Herman, Bill T. Jones and Paul McCartney. [Kennedy Center]

]]>Minka Kelly freaks out on airplane when told to stow her dog for take-off and landing. [Gawker] Police admit that Paris Hilton got special treatment following her cocaine arrest, including having her processing time cut down from the average six hours to three. [Las Vegas Review-Journal] “General Hospital” castmates Steve Burton, Scott Reeves, Brandon Barash and Bradford Anderson have formed a band, Port Chuck, and are going on tour starting Wednesday, Sept. 8. []

Miley Cyrus
might not watch vampire movies, but she has no problem hanging out with them. Miley and “Twilight” star Ashley Greene let loose in Paris together on Sunday (Sept. 5) night. [US] Turns out there’s a hefty price to be paid for swiping Kirsten Dunst‘s $2,0000 purse. For James Jimenez that price is four years in jail. [AP] Follow Zap2it on Twitter and Zap2it on Facebook for the latest TV, movie and celebrity news. Photo credit: Getty Images

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Brill Bundy has spent her entire career covering TV and pop culture. This is what happens when your parents try and limit your viewing habits to three shows a week. Likes: seasons with no more than 13 episodes, anti-heroes and binge-watching. Dislikes: when cartoon characters make out, when TV shows name check their titles, drawn out premieres and finales. TV words to live by: "If every porkchop was perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs."