In Tennessee, a four-year-old boy named Hayden Wright was found wandering his neighborhood at 1:45 am, beer in hand and wearing a stolen dress. Sounds like Christmas to us! Video below.
Wright apparently got out of bed, helped himself to one of his grandpa’s beers that are kept in a cooler on the porch and let himself into the neighbor’s house to celebrate Christmas early. He opened several presents and donned a brown dress he found inside one of them.
Hayden then did a little ding-dong ditching farther down the street and was finally found when his mother woke up in a panic when he wasn’t in his bed. Lest you think Mama Wright is a bad mother, there were safety locks on all the doors that little Hayden apparently broke.
Just for the record, this story is only hilarious because the little boy is fine. We aren’t total monsters. We also hear that in the end, the boy returned the presents, the Who Roast Beast and Who Hash and everybody sang a rousing chorus of “Welcome Christmas.”