HulkHogan_KMazu_11649551_600 Hulk Hogan sounds positively homicidal over the way his mean wife Linda

Hogan has kicked him out of his $18-million mansion, allegedly spends his hard-wrestled money like water ($40,000 a month) and has been dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior."

Hogan tells Rolling Stone, "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J.,

cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a

mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're

driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand O.J. I get it."

Oh, don't hold back, Hulk. Tell us how you really feel.

And we're sure you've behaved like a total angel during your marriage. That's what makes Linda's get-back-at-ya behavior so hard to understand, isn't it?

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em

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Photo: Linda and Hulk in happier days. WireImage

Posted by:Elizabeth Snead