So while you won’t be seeing it any time soon, that doesn’t mean Jane can talk about it.
In a recent interview with Collider [via Vulture] Jane blames his penis for the role he recently lost in “Headshot.” A buddy action flick, Jane was to star alongside Sylvester Stallone as New York City cop working with a New Orleans hitman… until he was unceremoniously dropped from the film.
“I didn’t get a call from Stallone,” Jane tells Collider. “I was a little upset about that. Maybe they didn’t want anybody on the movie with a bigger d*** than him.”
Maybe — or, if you prefer, he’s also happy to blame racism.
“Joel Silver came onboard the project and said that he has a quote-unquote ‘formula’ for these quote-unquote ‘buddy movies’ and it has to be a white guy and a quote-unquote ‘ethnic guy,'” says Jane. “And they relieved me of duty and basically paid me off, which I was really upset about, you know?”
In all seriousness, we are sad to see him off the project. Jane’s sizable talent deserves a larger forum than just a TV show.