Turns out that Samantha Ronson really did get her locks changed this weekend, thus effectively barring her lesbian lover Lindsay Lohan from getting into the home they used to share together.
Wow, Sam must have called an emergency 24-hour locksmith.
Now, Lindsay confirms to E! News that reports of her bitter breakup this weekend with Samantha Ronson are indeed true:
"We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself," she tells Ken Baker at E!
Focus on herself? That's hilarious.
Some might say that Lindsay's problem is definitely not the lack of an ability to focus on herself. Just the opposite.
In fact, may we suggest that LiLo take a long break from herself.
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Photo: Lindsay bopping around West Hollywood recently. FilmMagic