Jamie Jungers is “officially” the No. 1 Tiger Woods mistress — according to the three-woman pageant held by Howard Stern Wednesday, March 10. She walked away with $75,000 for her troubles.

Jaimee Grubbs took runner-up and won a only $15,000 but perhaps she still has some “Tool Academy” money saved up.

]]>Loredana Jolie was the big loser, winding up in third place despite being perhaps the prettiest of the three women. She did get $5000 and a new TV, though — they should’ve called this circus “Queen for a Day.” The women don’t think they’re going to remain friends after the pageant. We like Stern’s suggestion — all-girl rock band. What would that be called? Tiger & the Pussycats? The Text-aways? The Bengals? Follow Zap2it’s Dish Rag on Twitter and Facebook and follow Zap2it Andrea on Twitter for the latest celebrity news and buzz. More Tiger dish: Mistress pageant sponsor provides ‘cash in a briefcase’
Tiger Woods apologizes to daughter’s pre-school
Tiger Woods ‘Deeply Sorry’ apology: Slow remix version
Tiger Woods denies Elin Nordegren hit him with a golf club
Tiger Woods is deeply sorry at press conference (video)  

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."