It looks like the decision to rock a toupee has paid off for Jason Alexander, who said he decided to ditch his chrome dome so he could get more job offers. Well, mission accomplished — a fully-haired Alexander co-stars in Funny or Die’s newest viral vid opposite — wait for it — skanky child-bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old husband, actor Doug Hutchison.

Alexander plays fictional talk show host Donny Clay, who — in an attempt to not be as crass as Dr. Drew Pinsky, who subjected the 17-year-old Stodden to an on-air boob ultrasound — rubs his iPhone on her chest while using an app he has to assess the quality of her heart.

Stodden is distracting, as usual, and not just because it was obviously cold in the studio that day, but because she keeps weaving around like a drunk snake.

Alexander spends the remainder of the sketch hitting on Stodden while Hutchison mainly looks on like a proud daddy — err — husband.

We’re more grossed out than entertained.

Posted by:Liz Kelly Nelson