Jennifer Love Hewitt giggles while she tells talk show host George Lopez about a friend putting Swarovski crystals on her lady parts to cheer her up and help get over a break-up.
Just call it Vajazzling.
Frankly, we prefer Haagen-Daz.
“Isn’t that irritating for the dude?,” Lopez asks, clearly struggling to imagine sharp pink crystals on pubic hair. Or worse, flesh.
“I’ve had no complaints,” Hewitt chirps back
“We had a rough patch in the beginning because the first time we went on vacation, I was going to be in a bikini and I was very nervous. I heard him coming down the hall, so I got in the cute bikini position.
“And he goes, ‘Hey, my little pear ass.’ I said, ‘I’m sorry, what did you say?'”
Hewitt explained to Lopez that calling a woman’s butt a pear is not a compliment.
“Have you ever seen a pear? It starts thin, it gets fat and it never gets thin again. It’s not cute. It’s not a cute fruit.”
She said she and Jamie have since “worked it out” and now “we’ve embraced the pear.”
We certainly hope so.