snooki-polizzi-jersey-shore.JPGWe think Extra got the story wrong. “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi doesn’t want a reality show — she wants to “stay in reality.” Hmmm.

Snooki told Extra, “After this, I’m hoping to stay in reality.” Implying that she’s already in reality. We don’t think that’s necessarily the case, since:

Snooki is the girl who called guys “perverts” because they like to watch her eating pickles (not a euphemism), but she said this while wearing a Porn Star in Training hat.

Snooki is also the source of, “Mike can be a nice guy. Like he shows his good side and then his
jerk-off side. And that’s what I like: A good guy and a jerk-off.  It’s
all the same. If one thing leads to another, I’m not gonna tell him to
get off.”

We’re not even sure what that means.

Okay, fine… the rest of Snooki’s quote to Extra is “I’m hoping to get my own show. We’ll see where it goes from here.”

Still, we think the “stay in reality” part could go either way. Oh, and just for the record: Please keep her off television. Please. Snooki makes Heidi Montag look like January Jones.

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Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."