jessica simpson Jessica Simpson on boob job: 'UDDERLY not true'In case you still had any doubts about Jessica Simpson’s plans for the region between her neck and her stomach, she’s made a definitive statement: She won’t be getting breast reduction surgery, as rumored.

On Wednesday (Sept. 7), Simpson took to Twitter to clear things up:

“Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction,” she wrote. Not to worry…I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!”

Then, she added in response to one quippy fan, “It’s UDDERly not true!”

Well played, Jessica! And to think you were once the girl who was stumped by “chicken of the sea.”

Posted by:Liz Kelly Nelson