Jimmy Kimmel is preparing to become a dad again. During an appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” Kimmel revealed that he and wife Molly McNearney are expecting their first child together.
“It’s disgusting the way babies are made,” Kimmel tells DeGeneres. “There are so many human body parts involved. Did you know there are eggs in us? That’s gross just to start with.”
Kimmel already has two kids from a previous marriage, a son and daughter in their 20s. “I told my daughter ‘Listen, there’s only so much love I have to give. You’re gonna have to split it up with the new kid’,” he jokes.
While Kimmel says he doesn’t want to know the sex of the baby, he’s already got a couple possible names planned. “Depending upon the sex of the baby Karate or The Riddler are the names we’re thinking of right now,” he explains. It’s the middle name he’s having the most fun with, though.
“I would like the baby’s middle name to be Effin,” he says. “Now imagine if you’re middle name … think of it this way. And not the curse version of it like e-f-f-i-n. Like Ellen Effin DeGeneres. I mean, what a great name. Right?”
That poor child.
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