First, Jimmy Kimmel gave us Humpilates. But exercise is only part of the equation for maintaining a healthy body, and once again, Kimmel is here to help.

Introducing the Jimmy K Diet, with his patented “Decalorizing Physioreduction Technology,” which he promises can reduce your caloric intake by four-fifths while allowing you to eat anything you want?

How does it work, you ask? Well, it’s simple: Jimmy will eat 80 percent of your food for you. He’ll even pre-eat your meals if you happen to be somewhere he isn’t. And if you’re still skeptical, well, listen to the testimonials of noted skinny people like Heidi Klum, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, Zoe Saldana and more.

Hey, it’s not any crazier than swallowing a tapeworm. We’re looking at you, Emily Blunt.

Posted by:Rick Porter