Former “SNL” cast member Rachel Dratch has finally revealed the paternity of her two-month old son Eli. It’s … wait for it … her boyfriend of one-year, John Wahl.
Seriously, that is about as exciting as finding out Carly Simon‘s “You’re So Vain” was about her pool guy.
Although they’ve been together for over a year (after meeting at a bar) and are raising Eli together, Dratch had no reason for not offering up Wahl’s name other than wanting to let the businessman keep his privacy.
“People are expecting the craziest story,” Dratch, who was surprised to find herself pregnant for the first time at age 43, tells People. “I just meant it’s crazy for me.”