With the Sochi Winter Olympics close at hand, maybe it’s time to freshen things up a bit with some new games. After all, you can only figure skate for so long before the world no longer finds it exciting.
That’s where Johnny Knoxville and Jimmy Fallon come in. During an interview on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” Fallon floated the idea that Knoxville should take over as head of the International Olympic Committee, which led to some fun ideas.
“You know, nutball would be sanctioned immediately,” Knoxville says before explaining, “You sit about eight feet across from your buddy on the carpet and just take a ball, a bone or a shoe and just try to hit each other in the nuts.” Their other winning idea is Battle Shots, which Knoxville and Fallon have played before. It’s essentially the board game Battleship, but with shots of alcohol, which is exactly what the Olympics needs.
Someone needs to send the IOC a tape of this interview immediately, there’s still enough time before the Olympics start to make these games happen.
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