Jon Gosselin gave his 22-year-old girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, the grand tour of his hometown — Wernersville, Pa. — this week, proving that he is desperately trying to recapture his faded youth.

According to Us, the two had breakfast at a diner and used a friend's '68 Chevelle to drive around. Jon probably showed her all the places he lived, went to school, hung out, played sports and where he lost his virginity. 

Just kidding about that last one. We think.

Wanna bet Hailey had a smile frozen on her face the entire day?

See photos of Jon and Hailey kissing on the home town tour!

Hey, it ain't a Vegas pool party or a fashion designer's fancy yacht in the South of France. 

But a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do if she's trying to keep a famous TV personality boyfriend, right?

"They definitely looked like two people in love," a source tells Us. "They kissed and held hands a lot."

Ugh. Pass the Maalox.

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Posted by:Elizabeth Snead