Anything that’s not Bieber … DIES!

]]>Funny or Die. That video he made is just the tip of the iceberg, but who doesn’t love teen heartthrob Bieber saying things like, “I’m a star, I do what stars do. I ride on yachts, I autograph lady lumps and I pay people to slap them” and “I once ran into a club. They said, ‘Sir, you’re not old enough.’ So I bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese. Now who’s old enough, b****?” We had no idea Bieber had such a great sense of humor about himself. This makes us love him just a little bit. Speaking of Bieber, he stopped by “American Idol” last night. Check out on on-the-scene report of All Things Bieber, including a girl who rushed the stage and was caught by security! Follow Zap2it’s Dish Rag on Twitter and follow Zap2it Andrea on Twitter and Zap2it on Facebook for the latest movies, TV and celebrity news Related: Justin Bieber’s ‘Diary’: 30 things we learned in 30 minutes
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Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."