kathy griffin tired hooker Kathy Griffin slams Kim Kardashian's marriage in new comedy specialComedian Kathy Griffin debuted a new comedy special, “Tired Hooker,” Tuesday night (Dec. 20) on Bravo. Some of her best bits were about the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries debacle from this fall.

Griffin says:

“Kim Kardashian married her special needs boyfriend … I would argue that Kim Kardashian’s ex Kris Humphries can barely get through a Dick and Jane book. He cannot read ‘See Spot Run.’ He just stops and sees spot and then, ‘I’m out.’

Here’s what I think happened. I think there was a price tag on every day she stayed married to that loser. And I think that’s why she got out of it after 72 days. ‘Cause Kim Kardashian gets something like $500,000 just to show up at a night club, shake her [bleep], maybe go up and down the stripper pole once or twice …

The mom, Kris Jenner, who in a way I do worship because she is an evil genius, she was releasing her book, coincidentally, two days after Kim announced her divorce. Isn’t that weird? Exactly. It was a tell-all about being a Kardashian because she was finally going to reveal things about the family. What the f*** don’t we know about that f****** family?”

Hee. Love you, Kathy Griffin. A few video clips are below.

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TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."