kesha blow james van der beek Ke$ha's 'Blow' video: So James Van Der Beek and a dozen unicorns walk into a bar...

We’re at a bit of a loss for words right now. Ke$ha finally has a video for her latest single, “Blow,” and in a move that is decidedly Ke$ha, she surrounds herself with fancy unicorns and a tear-away-tuxedo-wearing James Van Der Beek.

Apparently the two have some sort of rivalry, because when they spot each other from across the room, heated glances are exchanged and underwear is taken off while the two remain fully-clothed, “Zoolander”-style.

They pause in the middle for a little dialogue, which includes such glorious non sequiturs as “Munster is like edible lactose gold.”

Indeed, and apparently unicorns hemorrhage rainbows. Not on board yet? Just watch:

Posted by:Mikey O'Connell