kelly-cutrone-kell-on-earth-bravo.jpgBeing the huge Kelly Cutrone fans that we are, we read a whole lot of articles about the star of Bravo’s “Kell On Earth” and MTV’s “The City.”

Some of the stuff written about her is almost as good as Kelly’s own “Kelly-isms.”

Yeah, some are just mean. Some praise her. Some are just stating the facts. And some are just too funny not share with the world.

Here are our top five fave quotes about Kelly Cutrone from the past week:

5.) “Hard edged fashion PR maven Kelly Cutrone might not seem like the ultimate source of inspiration, considering she spends the majority of her TV time yelling at her employees and snapping at runway show seat stealers.”
Beliefnet seemed surprised that Kelly Cutrone’s girl-power book, If You Have to Cry, Go Outside, was actually inspirational.

4.) “Kelly Cutrone saves the world with her vibrator.”

Gawker’s short and sweet description of the segment in last week’s episode when Cutrone purchases a vibrator for her Doctor’s lonely receptionist.

]]>3.) “Yes, Kelly Cutrone was a crystal meth addict and financed her addiction by reading tarot cards on Venice beach.” – Fashion blog, A Haute Mess, on one of the more surprising autobiographical details from Kelly’s book. 2.) “After returning from London Fashion Week where she rendezvoused with her baby daddy-they have a ‘very European type of relationship,’ Smelly says of her manfriend, meaning it’s a made-up fantasy and he is constantly sleeping with other women while she looks the other way…” – Creative Loafing’s take on Kelly’s euro-style relationship with her baby-daddy. No they didn’t refer to Kelly as “Smelly.” 1.) “We were surprised to see an offhand comment get under this indomitable woman’s skin…Have we learned to keep our mouths shut? Certainly not. Have we learned that having Kelly Cutrone mad at you is way scarier than it looks on TV? CERTAINLY!” – This blew our mind! She Does The City’s supposed apology after Kelly Cutrone cancelled her interview with them after they referred to her on Twitter as the “wicked witch of fashion PR.” Kelly wasn’t havin’ it! By the way, we can attest that Kelly is nowhere near a wicked witch. Obviously, though, we wouldn’t test the theory. Have you come across some hilarious quotes about Kelly Cutrone? We want to hear them! “Kell on Earth” airs Mondays at 10 PM on Bravo. Follow Zap2it’s Dish Rag on Twitter, @TheRealJethro on Twitter and Zap2it on Facebook for the latest celeb news and buzz.

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