kellan lutz twilight agent hashtag funny or die gi Kellan Lutz of 'Twilight' stars as Agent Hashtag in a Funny or Die video

Kellan Lutz is more than just a sparkly vampire pretty-boy in the “Twilight” movies. He is also — according to a new Funny or Die video — Agent Hashtag, an international super-agent with an unfortunate addiction to social media. It’s like James Bond, if Bond had a Pinterest account.

Obviously, real spies don’t get to go around tweeting, Instagramming, pinning and otherwise posting their every move on the Internet. But wouldn’t it be cool if they did?

Think about it: How much more fun would Tumblr be if there really were nuclear launch codes posted there? We would finally know which Instagram filter works best for photos of murder! Foursquare could call in commando rescue squads instead of just being slightly disturbing fodder for stalkers!

On the other hand, if getting tagged in a photo becomes slang for assassination, that is a little worrisome. Also, even superspies shouldn’t tweet while driving. That’s just not safe.

Want to make sense of any of this social-media silliness? Watch Kellan Lutz kick butt — and then post about it! — in “Agent Hashtag.”

Posted by:Laurel Brown