After being rushed to the televised altar by Kim Kardashian and enduring the briefest of marriages to the reality star, Kris Humphries has reportedly concluded one thing — her show is staged.
Radar Online is reporting the 72-day husband is telling friends and family that his future ex-wife’s show is a fake. Certainly a shock to…well…nobody except him.
“Kris says that Kim’s reality shows are a total sham. He doesn’t think there is anything real about the shows at all,” the source tells Radar.
Radar’s source cites as evidence the episode of “Keeping up with the Kardashians” when the family went on a family vacation.
“Kris was with Kim and her family in Bora Bora, and he playfully threw her in the sea,” the source says. “Kim emerged from the water, freaking out, with cameras rolling, shrieking that she had lost one of her diamond earrings, which are worth $75,000.”
The source adds, “Kim was crying hysterically, but then miraculously, one of her younger sisters found the earring in the ocean, where the group had been swimming. It was probably 6-8 feet deep, and Kris commented to Kim how unbelievable it was that the valuable earring was found as the current in the ocean in Bora Bora is very, very strong. Kim just said, ‘I know,’ with very big smile on her face.”
So there you have it. Reality shows are staged. In related news, the sun will rise in the East tomorrow.