Want to see the first Playgirl photo of hunky hockey player Levi Johnston? Look no further!

The shot is in black and white, which we think was designed to make Levi look all serious and brooding. Instead, it’s the most awkward pose we’ve ever seen. As Zap2It’s Brill Bundy says, it screams, “Hey, check out my hairy armpit!”

levi johnston playgirl Levi Johnston's first Playgirl pic unveiledWe do like that he’s rocking the scruff and it does pique our curiosity for the remainder of the photos, so I guess it has done its job. Unfortunately, we’ve learned there is no full-frontal nudity in Levi’s Playgirl spread. Levi’s johnston is going to remain hidden. Sigh.

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TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."