Trouble is, she was calling from her car, which she was driving, which was following his car.
Yeah, yeah, I know. But wait. It gets better.
Click HERE to listen to the operator tell her, "Maam, Maam — stop following him!"
Oh, yeah. Duh.
Photo: Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan in far more photogenic times, back in 2006 at the VH1 Big in 2006 Awards.