Hulk Hogan‘s soon to be ex-wife/current cougar, Linda Hogan, called 911 on May 22 to report that Hulk Hogan was camped outside her house, despite a court order.

Trouble is, she was calling from her car, which she was driving, which was following his car.

Yeah, yeah, I know. But wait. It gets better.

Click HERE to listen to the operator tell her, "Maam, Maam — stop following him!"

Oh, yeah. Duh.

Photo: Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan in far more photogenic times, back in 2006 at the VH1 Big in 2006 Awards.

Posted by:Elizabeth Snead