maksim bachelor ad Maksim Chmerkovskiy's first Ukrainian 'Bachelor' ad: What's happening?

We need to learn Ukrainian, stat. Because we’re not quite sure if this is an ad for “Dancing With the Stars” pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy‘s upcoming run on the Ukraine version of “The Bachelor” or a car commercial.

You know, it could actually be an ad for any number of luxury goods. There’s a slow motion tuxedo sequence, jewels, a fancy automobile and several serious pairs of ladies’ shoes. And how about those ladies?

Our wild confusion over each of the 79 seconds here prevents us from knowing if the women in the commercial are actually contestants (probably not), but if they are participating, we already have a surly favorite…

maksim bachelor ad 2 Maksim Chmerkovskiy's first Ukrainian 'Bachelor' ad: What's happening?All the roses to the woman with the vacant sneer and bedazzled french maid uniform!

Really, the only thing that we can gather from this spot is that we would give just about anything to watch this show. Order us a copy of “Rosetta Stone: Ukrainian” and sign us up for the most expensive satellite cable package out there.

Here’s the full clip, via BuddyTV:

Posted by:Mikey O'Connell