Never heard of Alexa Nikolas? Neither had we before a new batch of Vanessa Hudgens‘ nude photos were released by DrunkenStepfather.com, alongside some photos of Hudgens (fully clothed) kissing and groping Nikolas.
Two girls kissing and snapping photos of it. Oh, how scandalous. Yawn.
Nikolas is best known for her role as Nicole on the short-lived Nickelodeon series “Zoey 101.” Since the show was canceled in 2006, Nikolas has gone on to guest star in several extremely popular series like “Criminal Minds,” “Supernatural,” and “Lie To Me.”
She worked alongside Miley Cyrus in the upcoming film “LOL” and she’ll also be seen this October in Kevin Smith’s teen horror flick “Red State.”
We’ve always secretly believed that all the Disney and Nick kids were required to go through rigorous training before they stepped in front of a camera. We imagine a giant, brightly colored school for talented children to learn how to ignore dirty old men, how to choose hot-but-clean-cut people to “not” date, and — oh yeah — how to sing and act and dance and inspire Jonas Brothers songs.
We suggest that the secret Disney Nickelodeon Academy for Future Tabloid Darlings (DNAFTD) add a new course to the curriculum: How to avoid doing things your grandmother wouldn’t approve of when there are camera phones in the room.
P.S., kids: There are always camera phones in the room.