melrose-place-amandas-back copy.jpgSeven days ’til the b*tch is back. When Amanda Woodward stilettos back onto “Melrose Place,” she wastes no time showing Ella and Caleb who’s boss.

Amanda struts her way up to Caleb’s office and enters with, “This L.A. branch is drowning in red like a steer in a slaughter house. Now when I hired you to give this place a makeover, I didn’t mean smear it with lipstick and turn it into a five-dollar hooker. This office… is pathetic.”


We can’t wait to see Heather Locklear inject her best bitchiness and sass into “Melrose Place,” which is currently long on drab and short on awesome. To tide you over until Amanda returns on  Nov. 17, we’ve also put together some of Heather’s Greatest Hits from the original.

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TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."