mistresses season 2 cast photo 'Mistresses' Season 2 premiere haikus: Where is everyone when we return?“Mistresses” is back on ABC with all the soapy goodness we know and love from last summer. This year, follow along with Zap2it‘s weekly check-in with the four ladies — in haiku format.


New gay BFF
Rediscovers her passion
Sexy artist, rowr


Sexy time with Dom
Lost Harry and the baby
Toni is trouble


Sam Grey is dead, sad
Got a new patient to see
Please no sex this time


She’s finding herself
Works as a party planner
Don’t sleep with Harry

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TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."