prince harry july 2011 gi Newly single Prince Harry coming to the U.S. ... sometimeLet’s break this down.

1. Currently England’s Prince Harry is third in line to the throne. But as soon as new sister-in-law Kate delivers up an heir his already slim chances of ever being king are going to dwindle even further.

2. He’s always been known to have a bit of a rebel. If his brother can marry a commoner, who’s to say he can’t hook up with an American?

3. Last week he broke up with his underwear model girlfriend, Florence Brudenell-Bruce.

4. The Los Angeles Times is reporting that he’s Arizona- and California-bound along with his military unit to take part in an Apache helicopter exercise called Crimson Eagle.

All we’re saying is, “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.”

It’s probably for the best that neither U.S. nor British military spokesmen are willing to say when he’ll arrive stateside, or which facility he will be doing his training at.

Posted by:Brill Bundy

Brill Bundy has spent her entire career covering TV and pop culture. This is what happens when your parents try and limit your viewing habits to three shows a week. Likes: seasons with no more than 13 episodes, anti-heroes and binge-watching. Dislikes: when cartoon characters make out, when TV shows name check their titles, drawn out premieres and finales. TV words to live by: "If every porkchop was perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs."