Well, everyone, make sure you’re stocked up on canned goods and otherwise prepared for the end of the world, because the first “Jersey Shore” cast member has done the unthinkable: reproduced. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi welcomed son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle with her fiance Jionni LaValle early Sunday morning.
Baby “Enzo” has already gotten a warm welcome from his mom’s “Jersey Shore” cohorts. Pauly D tells the NY Daily News, “So happy for Snooks and Jionni and the newest addition to our shore family, Baby Lorenzo. Uncle Pauly is ready to teach that li’l dude how to deejay. I think I may need to remix him his own lullaby.”
“I’m finally an uncle!!! Congrats @snooki and @JLaValle! Can’t wait to meet #babylorenzo!,” tweeted Vinny Guadagnino. Deena Cortese added, “congratulations meatball ! @snooki and @JLaValle love you both!❤ I can’t wait to see him!!!”
“Luv ya baby sis! Remember breathe and push!” Ronnie Ortiz-Magro advised Snooki during her labor. Later, once Enzo was born, he added, “make sure you
Get me the baby shoe size, start dressing him in some #Jordans ASAP!! Congratulations!” It’s good to know he has his priorities in order. Sammi Giancola tweeted that she’s “so happy” for Snooki.
Even Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino tweeted his well-wishes, despite his on-screen efforts to thwart Snooki’s relationship with Jionni. “Congrats to Nicole and jionni on their healthy baby boy! All the best!” he wrote. We remain skeptical.
Of course, the birth was filmed for Snooki’s reality show, “Snooki & JWOWW,” so BFF Jenni Farley was at Snooki’s side throughout the ordeal. “Lorenzo is the cutest baby I ever seen. Love him already,” Farley wrote of the experience.
Though the “Jersey Shore” cast is full of warm and fuzzies, there are some folks out there who aren’t particularly thrilled with Snooki at the moment. One woman was upset that Snooki and family called too much attention to themselves at the hospital while Snooki was in labor.
“They took over the whole floor. They were obnoxious,” said one source whose daughter was nearly moved off of Snooki’s floor in the maternity ward. “It was so disrespectful. Why does she matter more than our daughter?”