If you’ve been looking for the perfect Christmas present without any luck, “Parks and Recreation” star Aziz Ansari has the answer. He’s selling his own line of saris, because who doesn’t want traditional Indian clothing with the face of a TV star pasted all over it?
Ansari stars in a fake commercial for the product, which aired on “Conan.” He says they’re perfect for the gym, the club and anywhere else you might need a sari. Aziz even calls on Indian-American author Deepak Chopra for an endorsement, though it doesn’t work out too well. “These saris are an insult to thousands of years of Indian tradition,” he tells viewers.
Act now and you can also get a Gene Hackman gene testing kit, which is a perfect stocking stuffer.
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Chris E. Hayner is equal parts nerd, crazy person and coffee. He watches too much TV, knows more about pro wrestling than you do and remembers every single show from the TGIF lineup. You may have seen him as a pro-shark protester in "Sharknado 3." His eventual memoir will be called "You're Wrong, Here's Why..." TV words to live by: "I'm a firm believer that sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing."