“Seinfeld’s” George Costanza was a surrogate voice for millions of bald men who were unhappy with their lot in life. The composite bald power of actor Jason Alexander and his writer/inspiration Larry David gave birth to the idea of the bald code. But now, it seems, that Jason Alexander has violated the bald code in the most egregious way possible.
Exhibit A (the left photo) is from June of this year. Exhibit B (the right photo) is from September. Notice anything different? Take a second and look again. Correct answer: “holy jeebus where did all that hair come from!!??”
It would appear that the 52-year-old Alexander, bald since he was a young man, has finally put those “Seinfeld” residuals to work and did…something. It is unclear as to exactly how Alexander has cured the incurable malady, but one thing is for certain: bald Americans must now seek a new hero. Our nomination? John Travolta.