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Shia LaBeouf  had a one night stand with Rihanna?

He says a stylist introduced them.

"[I was] filming a sword fight when I got the message. I said, 'Can this be my life?' " he says in the new issue of Playboy.

The duo set up a dinner date over text message — but they never hit it off.

"It never got beyond one date," he says. "The spark wasn't there. We weren't passionate about each other in that way, so we remain friends."

Right now, any woman in Shia's life will have to compete with … his mom.

"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says in the magazine. "If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."

Yup. It does sound sick.

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Photo credits: WireImage

Posted by:Elizabeth Snead