Katie Holmes apparently thinks she can dance and design clothes.

Not so fast, little lady.

Holmes, desperately trying to find a viable career (marathon runner, doing Broadway plays, sitcom guest star, hoofing on “So You Think You Can Dance?” making bad comedy films such as "Mad Money"), is reportedly ready to unveil her new line, Holmes & Yang.

This is the clothing collection she’s designed with her stylist, Jeanne Yang.

According to WWD, their “premium designer” line — classic women’s and children’s wear  — will launch exclusively at — where else — Maxfield in Los Angeles for fall.

That's the super high-end store on Melrose where only rock stars and their wives (and girlfriends) can afford to shop.

Maybe she's starting there for prestige? But it's a bad idea in this economy. She'll have to design a line for Target if she plans on making money in fashion.

Just ask all the other designers who have affordable lines there.

Can a guest appearance on "Project Runway" be far off?

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Photo: Katie Holmes on the set of her new new horror movie in Australia. Credit: FilmMagic

Posted by:Elizabeth Snead