On the latest “South Park,” Cartman embraces his obesity in order to ride around on a rascal.
“Just because somebody needs a mobility scooter doesn’t mean they’re an ignorant piece of white trash. I may be fat, but I’m not Honey Boo Boo,” says Cartman.
“My name’s Honey Boo Boo and I’m a beauty queen, b****es. I’m fat as a whale and I don’t give two s***s, girl,” says Honey Boo Boo.
And her mother adds, “Her favorite foods are sketty and butter and she likes drinking Red Bull and Mountain Dew … We ain’t got no shame about our weight ’cause our weight makes us sassy.”
Stan and Kyle realize that “something’s lowered the bar to the point where nobody feels any shame anymore.”
So after Honey Boo Boo’s heart gives out and she gets a pig heart, she and Cartman do some “sketty wrestlin'” and HBB kicks Cartman’s butt while squealing like a piggy.
Meanwhile, director James Cameron finds the actual “bar” in the depths of the ocean and raises it, so that we can all stop enjoying things like “Honey Boo Boo” and start having some standards again.
What did you think of the latest “South Park”?