We can all agree that Courtney Robertson of this season’s “Bachelor” is a horrible person, right? She’s like pre-“Bachelor Pad”-rehabbed Michelle Money, except with less personality and less sense of humor. Well, someone has taken Courtney’s greatest hits and auto-tuned them.

It’s not exactly the “Bed Intruder Song,” which frankly still makes us laugh so, so hard, but it is still pretty awesome. The intro is a particular stroke of genius: “I got the RO-SE. I do modeling. I got the RO-SE. M-m-modeling. I got the RO-SE. I’m winning.”

And the addition of Ben and his ridiculous obsession with Courtney is outstanding. We’re only sad the video is so short. We would like to tip our hats to you, Bachelor Fanatic 99, and ask that you do more of these. Perhaps go back and do some Vienna and Kasey from last summer’s “Bachelor Pad” while you’re at it.

“The Bachelor” airs Monday nights at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."