Adam McKay, Chris Henchy, and Owen Burke, the creators of the comedy website,, and Paris Hiltons political videos, interviewed the heiress about her faux presidential plans post-election in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

Paris2Paris’ VP pick:

"Rihanna. She’s hot."

Redecorating the White House:

“Open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows and an infinity pool.”

Her political platform:

“I will be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.”

(Wait, she’s stealing that bit of fashion advice from Sarah Palin!)

As for as her cabinet:

She will not have one. She prefers giant walk-in closets.

Also, the Lincoln bedroom will be reserved for the truly deserving; guests for whom it is "too late to drive home" after her secret underground bunker parties."

Lastly, to support the American economy, Paris will wear U.S. designers Calvin Klein part of the year, followed by Donna Karan.

Finally, a candidate with a clear, concise plan. Paris has our vote! How about you?

Photos courtesy of Harper’s Bazaar

Posted by:Elizabeth Snead