Check out these really fun videos from Kelly Stables of TV Land’s “The Exes” — she’s made a series of “Eden After Dark” videos, where she dispenses helpful hints on being a fabulous party girl like her character, Eden.

Some of Eden’s gems include:

  • “Can’t remember his name in the morning? It’s probably Brian. It’s always Brian.”
  • “There’s no such thing as a ‘wardrobe malfunction.’ I prefer to call it a ‘party starter.'”
  • “A skirt length should be like a college essay — long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.”
  • “If you go to three or more bars in one night, you’re bar-hopping like some college slut. But you go to three or more bars in one night with a tiara, you’re a socialite!”

“The Exes” airs on TV Land Wednesday nights at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT. Tune in tonight for “Take the Job and Shove It,” where Phil and Holly make a pact to ask for a raise and Stuart dates a Brit with bad teeth (guest star Cat Deeley of “So You Think You Can Dance”).

Posted by:Andrea Reiher

TV critic by way of law school, Andrea Reiher enjoys everything from highbrow drama to clever comedy to the best reality TV has to offer. Her TV heroes include CJ Cregg, Spencer Hastings, Diane Lockhart, Juliet O'Hara and Buffy Summers. TV words to live by: "I'm a slayer, ask me how."