Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino may excel at GTL (gym, tan, laundry) and dodging grenades, but when it comes to holding his own amongst a line-up of real stand-up comics, well, the guy is a massive bomb.
But, it turns out the Situation was, well, uglier than we first thought. According to TMZ.com, Sorrentino’s routine — obviously self-penned or written by someone hoping to totally sabotage the unwitting “Jersey Shore” star — was rife with racial slurs and even deaf “jokes” about roast attendee Marlee Matlin.
Here’s a sampling:
“Yo Snoop, what up dawg … you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trump’s ancestors were into real estate … and your ancestors were considered property.”
“I’m not from New Jersey … I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough … not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana…”
“Relax,” he continued, “she didnt even hear it. I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee … have you ever done anything else actually?”
“I like Larry King … he’s a playa … he actually wrote a book named ‘Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack.’ He got that title from a hooker he was f**king.”
Stay classy, dude.
Add that to practically poisoning J-WOWW’s dogs with peanut butter and Marshmallow Fluff on last week’s episode, instigating the latest fight between Ronnie and Sammi and generally behaving like a massive douche and, well, we’re… not surprised at all?