As far as the state of Florida is concerned, Tiger Woods’ SUV smash-up is worth all of $164.
That may end up being the least of Tiger’s headaches as the result of the crash and the hoopla that’s surrounded it, but at least the world’s No. 1 golfer knows that he won’t be facing criminal charges.
Of course, we still don’t know exactly why Tiger was driving away from his house at 2:20 a.m. Or how his face got scratched up. Or which of the women who have come forward to either claim or deny they’ve had affairs with him are telling the truth. Or what his wife, Elin, thinks of all of this.
But that’s not the FHP’s job.
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